Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once…

Poor old Rene, as if things weren’t bad enough. The Germans already have him hiding the painting of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies by Van Clump. Michelle of the Resistance still needs his help to get the British airman back to England. And worst of all, Edith, his wife, still thinks she can sing!

So, when Herr Flick of the Gestapo turns up demanding the whereabouts of the painting it’s testing times for Rene. Even his secret affair with the waitress, Yvette, struggles to raise his spirits!

Oh, and keeping a watchful eye over events is a British agent disguised as a policeman who hasn’t quite grasped the French language.

A must for ‘Allo ‘Allo fans. Book now or you vill be shot!