Tickets are just a fiver. Call in at the Bargemans Rest in Newport, or go to www.bargemansrest.com, or phone them on 01983 525828. However you do it, get a ticket quick!

For Henry Smith - actor, raconteur, sporting hero, leading socialite, business tycoon, secret agent, casanova and acting President of the United States - life was rarely dull. For Alice Smith, housewife - life was rarely anything else.

Enter Michel - French waiter - tall, dark and available. Exactly what happened next, no-one's quite sure. Except that it involved a rotting melon, a deckchair and a bottle of neck-rub.

Fantasy blurs into reality. Secret passions explode. And two worlds which seem a million miles apart are suddenly on a collision course.

It could only happen to Henry & Alice. And only their pet goldfish, Orca, and you, will ever know the true story.

We are playing it for laughs in the new series of comedy plays that we are wittily calling The Bargeman's Jest.

Come and join in the fun - there's a bar upstairs (doors at 7pm), AND you even get to vote!