ARCHIVE: This event has now finished ‘Green Forms’ & ‘Say Something Happened’ By Alan Bennett

3November 2017 7.30PM


  • Fri 3 Nov at 7.30PM
Quay Arts

Box office: 01983 822490

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Sea Street
Newport Harbour
Isle of Wight
PO30 5BD


Two hilarious 45 minute comedies directed by Graham Poutney.

Date: Fri 3 November
Time: 7:30pm to 10:00pm
Price: £12.00
Venue: Anthony Minghella Theatre

‘Green Forms’ by Alan Bennett

Doris and Doreen are comfortably installed in an obscure department of a large organization. On a normal day they keep busy by flirting with nice Mr. Tidmarsh in Appointments or pursuing their feud over a plug with Mr. Cunliffe in Personnel. This is not a normal day. Someone has an eye on them and a shadow is falling across their tranquil lives. Are they about to be fired?

‘Say Something Happened’ by Alan Bennett

Eager but green June is despatched by the Council to register elderly people in the area. Mam and Dad are elderly and therefore must be in need of registering – but the able-bodied, street-wise couple have no intention of being registered. Increasingly desperate, June resorts to Mr Farquharson’s notes on Conduct of Interviews while no-nonsense Mam sorts her out!

Food available before show! Serving from 6pm, if you would like food please phone to book a table on 01983 822490. Booking for food is essential! Evening menu available on the night.


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